Spring! Up to the Butt!
After a weekend’s dusting of cold wet March snow, according to the prevailing hemlines, spring is coming back to Chicago. The first sign was a short-skirted, high-healed woman who was nearly hit by traffic crossing Congress. She was a bit too into her coffee and not enough into the traffic signals. Well, at least it gave me a legitimate reason to honk my horn.
The second sign came, after I dropped my wife off, in the form of a tall blonde woman with a black skirt that went right up to her butt. Nothing casual or accidental about that. The forecast is for warming temperatures the rest of the week, but I can see that the hemlines are already rising. w00T! Spring is coming! I should find something short for WillowBrow. 
